nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

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I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.
unknown (via vdorable)

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the-memebase:

god’s ire

the-memebase:

god’s ire



carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

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obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

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I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
Audrey Hepburn (via kvtes)

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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