Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

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"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."

(via damn-funny)


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exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


uselesskids:

<3 

uselesskids:

<3 


wannajoke:

Don’t Do This

wannajoke:

Don’t Do This


(via penissauce)


thatfunnyblog:

 


I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

Aubrey tho

thatfunnyblog:

 

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

Aubrey tho

(via damn-funny)


raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

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